Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Nikon Girl music video, The Photo Club

By: JoeyLawrence


This is a story from not long ago
about a boy and a girl who fell in love like whoa
but there was a problem I didn't count on
the fact I was a Canon and she was a Nikon

The photo community was too far gone
they couldnt appreciate what we had goin' on
we had similar features, made similar pictures
we really weren't that different but they still couldn't see

I auto focused on her sexy body
buttons to push didn't know where to get started
I never thought I'd fall for a D200
but she was so hot, she was all that I wanted

My 1DS mark III
felt more complete
when we were together she said my shots were so unique

But soon you'll see
we could never be
like Romeo and Juliette
our families disagreed

Ohh Ahh Polish my lens girl
oooahh polish my lens girl
ohh-ahh polish my lens girl
dont leave a thumb print on that lense girl

The two sides always at war
all across the message boards
Dpchallenge what the fuck yo
they could never let go
of the hate no thats for 'sho
the Nikon gang whooped my ass and made me go

The 70-200 in my pants wouldnt fit inside her Nikon body
made me wear a UV-filter, which I'm against, but shes my shawtay
Mount her on my tripod and screw her on and off and on again
make her take my picture and say I'm the best thats ever been


Cause I'm a Canon gangsta and your a Nikon shawtay
I wanna take a picture of that rockin bootay

We couldnt keep the act up we just had to face the facts
but hey look on the bright side at least we're not a Pentax

Friday, December 24, 2010

Sanskrit Language: The Most Scientific, Ancient, Spiritual

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Thinking Allowed - Sanskrit Tradition
Duration: 23:28
Taken: 04 June 2006
Location: Israel

Prof. Dean Brown points out that most European languages can be traced back to a root language that is also related to Sanskrit - the sacred language of the ancient Vedic Hindu religions of India. Many English words actually have Sanskrit origins. Similarly, many Vedic religious concepts can also be found in Western culture. He discusses the fundamental idea of the Upanishads - that the essence of each individual, the atman, is identical to the whole universe, the principle of brahman. In this sense, the polytheistic traditions of India can be said to be monistic at their very core.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

More about this programme here
Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield star in this fruity sketch from The One Ronnie.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Flashmobed Dell Headquarters

Dell call centers get flash mobbed for fun and awareness as part of a "What's In your Datacenter" "What's In your Community" program.

Friday, December 17, 2010

John Denver - Country Roads

John Denver - Country Roads (at the Wildlife Concert - 1995)

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Photoshop Tutorial - A Rap

College Humor does it again. They bring the urban art of rap with the best of digital design to create something so bizarrely hilarious it gets the thumbs up from

Originally from:

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Status Updated

'Status Updated' is a light hearted musical. The film, which was made on a shoe string budget marks the debut of almost all technicians & actors who have worked for the film. 'Status Updated' is the maiden venture of Nayak Cinema's FiLM IT.

Duration: 7 min 45 sec | Language: English (India) | Genre: Drama/Humor/Musical

Co-written, Edited and Directed: Abhinav Sunder Nayak
Story, Screenplay: Suraj Nair
Cinematography: Karishma Thawani
Music: Ayush Man Shrestha
Online & Publicity Partner: Most Viral Media
Assistant Director: Karan Joshi

Pavan Bade, Pradnya Manwatkar, Rajashri Manohar, Sandeep Verma, Sudha Sawant

Way Back Home - Danny MacAskill

Way Back Home is the incredible new riding clip from Danny MacAskill, it follows him on a journey from Edinburgh back to his hometown Dunvegan, in the Isle of Skye.

You can read about it and watch the interviews with Danny at Link

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Blank Spaces - Lake Unknown - NZ

Written and directed by Rajneel Singh from New Zealand. Blank Spaces was a finalist in the Your Big Break competition a global search for the next great filmmaker. Their task was to capture the spirit of New Zealand in a 3 minute short film. Judged by Peter Jackson and produced by multi Academy Award winner Barrie Osborne.